Tuesday, May 30, 2006

TV


It seems like only 2 posts ago I was complaining about the radio, and now I'm back to praise TV.

Actually it's not so much praise as annoyance.

I was determined to hate Big Brother this year and not watch it at all.
but those folks at channel ten really know how to suck us in.

They've got me watching that crapola every moment, not to mention all the other things on tv at the moment like:
Lost, Amazing Race, Prison Break, Thank God You're Here, Family Guy and American Dad!

Now, am I one of those sad people that blogs about TV because they don't have anything better to do??

Funniest thing ever is that the 2006 version of Kylie Mole on "The Wedge" has a crush on some guy called Dylan - hahahaha

Not me I promise!

Game on Moles!

BTW - Have you seen the weird ass ad where the guy goes "My sensitive skin, my sensitive skin - so juicy".
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING STARBURST???!!!

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Stop It You're Annoying Me


Have you ever rocked up to a birthday party and been groped by the Birthday Boy?

That's just plain wrong.

hahahahahaha...

By the way how much do you hate it when you go walking in the city (or anywhere) and smokers blow their smoke in your face - like you weren't having enough of a hard time breathing because you are so unfit, because you spend $70 a month on a gym membership that you never use.

Monday, May 08, 2006

Turn off the Radio, Turn off that BullSh%t


This is what the Milwaukee Journal said about Dave Chappelle's Block Party:

"The mix of interviews, performances and shtick may make for a loosey-goosey movie, but its 'wish-you-had-been-there' quotient is off the chart."

That is so true.

The words that rang true to me in this movie were "Turn of the Radio, Turn of that Bullsh%t", because if you live in Melbourne you will know just how SH%T the radio is to listen to at the moment.

If you hate Shannon Noll, the Black Eyed Peas and the Rogue traders - then you have no hope - because this is the stuff that they play on repeat on Melbourne radio - coupled with whingey whiney rock - played by 20 year olds who think it's 1970.

Lately I've been tuning in to AM radio - god forbid, and even 'follow me to 693' - to listen to talkback because I would rather hear that than any of the useless rubbish they play on commercial radio. "Go Harvey Norman Go" - "It's as easy as 1,2,3, the Australian Diamond Company - "I just knew Sharon would love the ring I got her" " Oh Darren its so beautiful".
Beeeeeeerrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkkkk - make me vomit.

Why does Melbourne not have a dedicated underground hip hop/funk radio station like nearly every other country in the world? Even Triple J has given up and hardly ever plays stuff like that anymore.

Whatever........................................................do you want a t-shirt that says
"I'm Black....Don't F^ck with Me"

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