The Moment of Truth

Thank you Japanese Take away for upsetting my stomach so much that waking up at 4am this morning was so easy!

But then Harry Kewell and Craig Moore made getting up early all worthwhile.

Donald Trump and I have 2 words for Graham Poll - You're fired.

Handball = Penalty
Trying to Bear Hug Viduka = Penalty
2 Yellow Cards = Red Card.
Learn how to count you dumb f$#k

Sorry Hrvatska, but the Socceroos do not smrdi.

All the same The Aussies got through and that's enough for me.

Bring on Lygon Street.........

Coffee Cups and Glumness

Have you noticed how take away coffee cups have become a fashion accessory?
People look at what your coffee cup says/looks like, summing up where you bought it from and therefore how cool you are?

Did you buy it from Switchboard (Black lid, White cup with a simple stamp)
Pushka - similar to Switchboard, but apparently oh so cool
Basso - Grey coffex cup with a biscuit on top.
Time Out (heaven forbid) yellow cup and a heap of bad service

By the way, did you notice last Tuesday morning everyone in the city was so hyper and happy because of Australia's win over Japan 3-1 and this morning there was an element of glumness in the air after we lost 2-0 to Brazil.

Either that it was the severe tiredness everyone was feeling from lack of sleep.
Damn you Germany and your 8 hour time difference!

Click here: www.worldtimeserver.com/current_time_in_DE.aspx

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frustrations

Do you ever get frustrated with a whole lot of things at once?

Like when your house just stays messy no matter how much you tidy it up?
And that there isn't anywhere for all your mess to go all the time?
And that when you try and do things to clear up the mess and you do it dodgely like shove clothes into a cupboard - invariably those clothes will then fall out and pull all the others with them creating more mess than you had to begin with.

How much I wish we could click our fingers and tidy up mess like those kids in Mary Poppins with a spoonful of sugar.

Not to mention trying your a ss off to stencil on to a tshirt and every method you try fails like Oprah's weight loss attempts.

The thing is the more frustrated you get at one thing, the more everything will frustrate you including Rove's lack of humour these days and the inability for people remaking 1970's disaster movies to make them better than the original -despite 30 years advance in acting, multi-culturalism, and not to mention SPECIAL EFFECTS - come on people - what were they thinking - (Poseidon)

My diagnosis - deeee-licious.

Surveys and Questionnaires

Forget the Census on August 8th...

Don't you love getting those email surveys which ask you 50,000 questions, but the only reason someone sent it to you is so that they can tell you what they filled in?

Here's my answers to the latest one I got:

1. What time is it? Tucker Time
2. What's your full name? Dyldo
3. What are you most afraid of? Dyldos
4. What is the most recent movie that you have seen in a theatre? Tha Da Vinci Load
5. Place of birth? Hong Kong, I mean Box Hill
6. Favourite food? Scooby Snacks
7. What's your natural hair colour? Beige
9. Do you scrunch or fold (toilet paper)? Origami Cranes
10. Love someone so much it made you cry? Cried so hard I pee'd my pants
11. Been in a car accident? Too many to count
12. Croutons or bacon bits? That's not Halal
13. Favourite day of the week? Ramadan
14. Favourite Restaurant? Padang Halal Café, Swanston Street
15.Favourite Flower? Wholemeal gluten free
16. Favourite sport to watch? Minh drunk, squeezing people's arses
17. Favourite Drink? Nelly's Pimp Juice
18. Favourite ice cream? You scream
19. Disney or Warner Brothers? Family Guy
20. Favourite fast food restaurant? The Slow Organic Kitchen
21. What colour is your bedroom carpet? peuce
22. How many times you failed your driver's test? As many as I've had car accidents
23 . Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail? The same f-ing person who sent me this one
24. What do you do most often when you are bored? Make origami cranes for the next time I gotta visit the loo
25. Bedtime? So long as you are inviting and you aren't Minh.
26. Who will respond to this e-mail the quickest? Me
27. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond? Me
28. Who is the person that you are most curious to see their Responses? Me
29. Favourite TV shows ? The Channel 31 Aquarium
31. Ford or Holden? Do I look like a Beaconsfield Miner?
32. What are you listening to right now? Kamahl's Klassic Kuts
33. What is your favourite colour? Didn't you ask this already? Beige
34. How many tattoos do you have? As many as I've failed my licence
35. How many pets do you have? As many as I've got tattoos
36. Which came first the chicken or the egg? The Rooster had to come to get either....
37. What would you like to accomplish/do before you die? See the Rooster and the Chicken...
38. How many people are you sending this e-mail to? As many as I've got pets