L'état de Jardin

I would pay more than $8.95 to watch Natalie Portman iceskate in an alligator costume.
On the Action 5™ scale - I give Garden State an enthusiastic Action 5 out of 5.



Mark: So this is it...
Andrew Largeman: So knock... knock and barter for Desert Storm trading cards.
Mark: Don't tease me about my hobbies. I don't tease you about being an asshole.

Titembay: Someone has been pissing on my Gamecube and I'm about to close the case.

Titembay: Peace out playa