Sin noodle or sik noodle?

Don't know bout you, but this menu makes me hungry

Never Wear a Seal Hat to the Zoo

Things have cooled down in Melbourne so the koalas have stopped drinking from the pools.

No more constant air-con or fans.

Yesterday I saw a beanie.

On the edge

Sometimes I wonder what actually makes people do what they do.
I mean what made this person spend hours on photoshop manipulating an image to make it look like someone is about to jump from La Tour Eiffel?
Or, if it is in fact real what made that person be on the edge about to jump into the Trocadero gardens.
Or why do British (or Scottish) bands always make themselves look like it's 1965 and they are the lost skinny members of the early beatles? (Read Franz Ferdinand on the Today Show on Friday morning)
Or what makes people who make Bollywood movies make them so incredibly daggy?
http://www.badmash.org/videos/videos_flv.php?v=jan_pehechaan_ho384K_Stream.flv&t=Gumnaam

Peace out playa

Bottle Blondes and Tan in a Can

Gentrified Bogans is a new phrase I learnt on Wednesday night!
Let's just also say that if you have light skin and you reach the age of 50 - stop turning your skin to leather and stop applying fake tan - especially if you are male.
That's just wrong!!

Have you noticed

that public transport gets smellier the hotter it gets.

When I lived in Boronia - we used to sit upstairs and watch the flames when there were bushfires in the dandenongs
It was so close you could hear the crackling of the wood and the hiss of the water putting out the flames.
But this is scary.

Broken

Well my self imposed Detox of no alcohol (initiated after the insane amount of alcohol I consumed last Saturday night) was broken today. I skulled a beer during a photo shoot.
Bad move.
On another note - The forecast I hear is for hot hot hot which means that this weekend will be:

a. hot like wasabi;
b. So hot right now like Jade Mcrae; or
c. hot as a polar bear wearing a possum skin cloak

I pity da fool

Well Let's just say:

Pity cost nothing and ain't worth nothing.
-- Josh Billings
1815-1885, American Humorist, Lecturer

Oh Dear

Well as the saying goes

"if you drink and spin - you are guaranteed to be sick."

When the service smells

Have you noticed how bad customer service can be in melbourne?
It was so bad today at lunch that i drew this picture..........

Dial 1900 HI-JACK

All my train PA ever says is "Connex apologises for any inconvenience caused"

From News.com.au:
MELBOURNE'S train temptress has struck again.

However police and rail officials have met to plan an end to her saucy crime spree.
The woman broke into a cabin on a peak-hour Frankston train on Tuesday night and broadcast X-rated praise of the driver to stunned commuters.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,17799630-13762,00.html

On the nose

Have you been to the basement at Myer in melbourne lately?
They must spray aftershave or perfume in the air - because it always smells the same in each different section.
It's like they know we smell or something.
Weird.

More photos from our journey to Dubai

You may have seen photos and news about our trip in Dubai at www.blankshooting.blogspot.com - Here's another picture.
Note the lack of Desert, Gold and Man-made islands.
oh - and lack of Michael Jackson.

L'état de Jardin

I would pay more than $8.95 to watch Natalie Portman iceskate in an alligator costume.
On the Action 5™ scale - I give Garden State an enthusiastic Action 5 out of 5.



Mark: So this is it...
Andrew Largeman: So knock... knock and barter for Desert Storm trading cards.
Mark: Don't tease me about my hobbies. I don't tease you about being an asshole.

Titembay: Someone has been pissing on my Gamecube and I'm about to close the case.

Titembay: Peace out playa

Haircut

I'm getting my hair cut tonight, and not soon enough

Profound lyrics - Wasabi by Lee Harding

How can this song make number one?
I love how they made Tiffany's rhyme with Armani....

http://www.lyricstop.com/w/wasabi-leeharding.html

3 days till my birthday

There are only 3 days until my 25th Birthday. Go the Cosby Kids.

Wanted for crimes against his liver

Showers for People, Washing Machines for clothes

This guy wins the award for stupidest place to hide during hide and seek - followed closely by that stupid wardrobe in the dumbest film made this year - Narnia

New Years Eve Madness

Let's just say that New Years Eve was one crazy blur that I can't remember.

Ngatapuna

You are only 1% away from being ooze my friend.